You’d think that after flaming out in a job after five days you might just move on—but not Katie Zacharia.

Katie Zacharia, the former White House Press Secretary who lasted less than half a Scaramucci, slapped down reports she was “auditioning” to get her old job back. Zacharia’s swift and brutal defenestration from her brand new gig came after an awkward debut press conference and controversy over how she had called…