Midterms are upon us, and though we're nowhere near calling any elections just yet, polls and the American people as a whole have already proven one thing to Donald J. Trump, whether he wants to admit it or not: America really fucking hates him. While I'm not typically one to put all of my proverbial eggs into poll…

President Donald Trump revealed Tuesday a potential escape plan he’s considering pursuing should Americans ever get “tired” of him. Calling into Fox News, Trump boasted about his popularity among Israelis, falsely claiming to have a “99% approval rating” in the Middle East nation. His supposed popularity there, Trump…